No you won't be singin' the blues!

Remember back when I first started writing… I know… all of 4 posts ago (my, how time flies),  I mentioned that I came across TWO advertisements in Real Simple magazine that *actually* had disclaimers about their product “claims” at the bottom of the page!  Highly impressive. Well here they are, time to give them their props:

So the first company is Olay.  They claim their “Regenerist” line is the “#1 Moisturizer #1 Night Cream #1 Serum” and continue to write, “Women everywhere have made “Regenerist” number one. For Good Reason. These products work. Though not surgical results, Micro-Sculpting Cream delivers results superior to department store creams costing hundreds more.”  Then they write that those claims are based on $ sales in food/drug/mass outlets for 12 months ending 12/19/09.  A step up from the usual, “Surveys says that…”  What surveys?  When where they done? By who?  You get the point.

The second company, Maybeline, has a picture of Christy Turlington – still gorgeous – modeling “Instant Age Rewind : ‘TheEraser’ Treatment Makeup.”  Now, we’re all aware that in advertising ALL pictures have been Photoshop-ed to DEATH, right?!  The shit you see in your magazine, is NOT, I repeat NOT, even close to what was true in real life.  We all know Christy Turlington is beautiful and we also all know she is a beautiful older woman.  So for Maybeline to allow her to look like her face is as smooth as a 12-year-old’s, when she is actually 41, is… just… plain… lying.  However… this ad says this product “doesn’t just cover; after 8 weeks of use reduces imperfections without makeup on.”  Followed by the statement: Visual is a dramatization of actual product results.  Thank you.  And DUH!

But still… it is just SO refreshing to (finally) see a company or two have disclaimers and sources to their typically outrageous claims.  Ah!  Honesty!  It’s brill.  For real.

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Well, I’ve just downgraded my www.DollfaceDames.com website from a merchant account to something far less… A WordPress Blog and a place to post my additions to my Etsy store (www.DollfaceDames.etsy.com). I’m still working on what exactly will be on the non-Etsy website, so for the time being, please visit my Etsy store.  I will be uploading everything that was on my Dollface Dames website as quickly as possible.

I’ve decided that this blog will be about things, places and people I find that I must let you know about.  For example, I came across TWO advertisements in Real Simple magazine that *actually* had disclaimers about their product “claims” at the bottom of the page!  I was highly impressed.  I’ll let you know who those companies are soon, very soon.  Ah!  Honesty!  It’s brill.  For real.  I will also inform you of all the fancy new things I make, like this *NEW* Octopus necklace I made recently.

Tired now.  Hey.  It happens.  More tomorrow… nightTnight world.

ARRR! I want tuh plunder yer booty!

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