ARRR! I want tuh plunder yer booty!

- The Purple Pirate on ETSY!

Are you sassy ‘n’ classy?  Do you got brains ‘n’ body? Are you foxy ‘n’ crafty? Do you got moxie?  Are you all about… glamour? … pin-up? … retro? … rockabilly?  Then DOLLFACE DAMES is for you!

DOLLFACE DAMES is known for creating custom come-hither accessories for any occasion. We’re known for our unique and beautiful hair flowers that will amplify, accentuate, and punctuate your look — making you an alluring vision to behold.

DOLLFACE DAMES is among the very best in creating the highest quality accessories beginning with the finest of materials we can find and taking our time to make each accessory as beautiful, yet as durable, as we possibly can!

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Well, I’ve just downgraded my www.DollfaceDames.com website from a merchant account to something far less… A WordPress Blog and a place to post my additions to my Etsy store (www.DollfaceDames.etsy.com). I’m still working on what exactly will be on the non-Etsy website, so for the time being, please visit my Etsy store.  I will be uploading everything that was on my Dollface Dames website as quickly as possible.

I’ve decided that this blog will be about things, places and people I find that I must let you know about.  For example, I came across TWO advertisements in Real Simple magazine that *actually* had disclaimers about their product “claims” at the bottom of the page!  I was highly impressed.  I’ll let you know who those companies are soon, very soon.  Ah!  Honesty!  It’s brill.  For real.  I will also inform you of all the fancy new things I make, like this *NEW* Octopus necklace I made recently.

Tired now.  Hey.  It happens.  More tomorrow… nightTnight world.

Enter… MORTICIA… *Insert The Adam’s Family music here*

Da-na-na-NA! OH! SNAP!

Torture and tease your loved ones with the MORTICIA, a sexy and smooth velvet duo of black and red roses (or both black). You can have her as is… or dress her up with a dusting of black and red glitter. The glitter is at no extra cost, just send a me convo stating your preference…

MeeeeeeeooooW! Fft! Fft!

Approximately 7.5″ in length and 5ish” in width.

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Recently, I asked this question of the women and men who have either purchased Dollface Dames accessories or received makeup and hair services from me and as the feedback comes in, I will be sharing it with you so that you can see Dollface Dames is not your ordinary hair flower and accessory creator!

Feedback for for the question: “Dollface Dames makes you feel _________.”

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***NEW TESTIMONIAL*** From Miss Margie:
Check ‘em out… Miss Margie and the Hot Five!

“I ABSOLUTELY LOVE MY NEW FLOWERS and thanks for the necklace! So sweet of you! Love it all!!! I will for sure be passing out your cards and telling people to BUY BUY BUY!!!! BEAUTIFUL!!! Cant wait to wear them out. I will send you pictures of them in me in my next show or just going out with the ladies!!!”

THANK YOU, MISS MARGIE!!!
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From Miss Pepper Patootie of Tempting Tarts Burlesque:

“Dollface Dames makes you feel _______.”

“…makes me feel like a Diva! Like I’m back in Hollywood with Greta Garbo, Rita Hayworth and Marilyn Monroe… I feel sexy in a VERY classy way :)  …The right flower sets my whole outfit… like icing on a cupcake :)  You gotta have it!!! xoxoxo”

THANK YOU, PEPPER!!!
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Please visit my Etsy website and get YOUR custom come hither accessories. I’ve got SOOOO much more than what is listed. Send me a request and I’ll work with you to fill it! Mwah!

Keep the feedback coming!  :-D

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   No you won't be singin' the blues!

Remember back when I first started writing… I know… all of 4 posts ago (my, how time flies),  I mentioned that I came across TWO advertisements in Real Simple magazine that *actually* had disclaimers about their product “claims” at the bottom of the page!  Highly impressive. Well here they are, time to give them their props:

So the first company is Olay.  They claim their “Regenerist” line is the “#1 Moisturizer #1 Night Cream #1 Serum” and continue to write, “Women everywhere have made “Regenerist” number one. For Good Reason. These products work. Though not surgical results, Micro-Sculpting Cream delivers results superior to department store creams costing hundreds more.”  Then they write that those claims are based on $ sales in food/drug/mass outlets for 12 months ending 12/19/09.  A step up from the usual, “Surveys says that…”  What surveys?  When where they done? By who?  You get the point.

The second company, Maybeline, has a picture of Christy Turlington – still gorgeous – modeling “Instant Age Rewind : ‘TheEraser’ Treatment Makeup.”  Now, we’re all aware that in advertising ALL pictures have been Photoshop-ed to DEATH, right?!  The shit you see in your magazine, is NOT, I repeat NOT, even close to what was true in real life.  We all know Christy Turlington is beautiful and we also all know she is a beautiful older woman.  So for Maybeline to allow her to look like her face is as smooth as a 12-year-old’s, when she is actually 41, is… just… plain… lying.  However… this ad says this product “doesn’t just cover; after 8 weeks of use reduces imperfections without makeup on.”  Followed by the statement: Visual is a dramatization of actual product results.  Thank you.  And DUH!

But still… it is just SO refreshing to (finally) see a company or two have disclaimers and sources to their typically outrageous claims.  Ah!  Honesty!  It’s brill.  For real.

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I will have the pleasure & honor of introducing some of the lovely Tarts of Tempting Tarts Burlesque at the “Night of The Strawberry Moon” – Burlesque Show… THIS Saturday, May 1st in Silverdale, Washington… please come see us!

Featuring performances by Tempting Tarts Burlesque. Live music by Nicole Pike and Luella Jean. Come meet the Contestants for Pinup Bizarre 2010. This event takes place in the “Admiral Ballroom” at The Silverdale Beach Hotel. There will be a D.J. and Dance Floor and snacks provided as well.

When:
Saturday, May 1st
9:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m.

Location:
The Silverdale Beach Hotel
3073 Bucklin Hill Road
Silverdale, WA 98383
“Admirals Ballroom”

For more information contact:
Hanah Reed
360-908-8291

Tickets can be purchased at:
“The Rockit Roost” Retro Boutique
10516 Silverdale Way NW, Suite 108
Silverdale, WA 98383
Located next door to Honey Baked Ham in the ClearCreek Shopping Center where Chuck E. Cheese is located.

Tickets may also be purchased online at BROWN PAPER TICKETS: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/108862

Dahlia Dahling!

So I recently, and metaphorically, took my thumb out of my butt and got to listing new & fabulous items on MY ETSY SHOP.  Because as I’m sure you know, currently, DollfaceDames.com is in a transitional phase and I’m JUST not sure what I want to do with it besides hoard the web address and blog about things… So!  If you wouldn’t mind, please take a gander at the new listings on MY ETSY SHOP and perhaps buy something?  Just a thought…

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